Said a pompous new neighbor named Jess:
“What degrees have I earned? Come on, guess!”
My response was to lapse
Into rudeness, perhaps:
“I am sick of your crappy BS!”
Posts Tagged ‘Neighbor Humor’
The Pompous Neighbor (Limerick)
Saturday, November 25th, 2023Tags: Annoyances Limerick, Annoying Neighbors, Neighbor Humor, Neighbors Humor, Neighbors Limerick
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A Neighbor’s View (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 14th, 2023I have strange next-door neighbors; they’re freaks,
Whose house is arrayed with antiques.
Its look is forbidding;
Muse’m-like — not kidding!
(I’m in jail now for “peeping tom” peeks.)
Tags: Antiques Humor, Antiques Limerick, House Decorating Humor, House Humor, Jail Humor, Jail Limerick, Neighbor Humor, Neighbor Limerick, Peeping Toms, Prison Humor, Prison Limerick
Posted in Crime & Punishment Humor, House & Home Humor, Limericks, Neighbors Humor | 1 Comment »