Posts Tagged ‘Multitasking’
Friday, January 9th, 2015
Limerick Ode To Driverless Cars
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Though cars with no driver sound scary
And sharing their roads makes me wary,
Software doesn’t use gels,
Comb its tresses, dial cells,
Or smoke cigs, so the concept’s less hairy.
Tags: Car & Driving Humor, Driverless Cars, Multitasking
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Tuesday, October 14th, 2014
Wexting? How Pedestrian! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A habit that many find vexing
Is called “wexting.” I think it’s perplexing
To text while you walk.
If you wext, then I’ll balk
At sharing a path you’re annexing.
Tags: Cell Phone, Communication Humor, Computer Humor, Multitasking, Pedestrians, TaW, Technology Humor, Telephone Humor, Texting, Texting And Walking, Texting Humor, Walking Humor, Wexting
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Computer Humor, Exercise Humor, Limericks, Technology Humor, Telephone Humor, Walking Humor | Comments Off on Wexting? How Pedestrian! (Limerick)
Thursday, October 9th, 2014
Multitask THIS! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Multitasking is bad for your brain,
Says a study I read on the plane
While cleaning my purse,
Writing email and verse.
Now where WAS I? That study’s insane!
According to research done at Stamford University, we are all seriously screwed.
Tags: Behavior Humor, Brain Humor, Brain Studies, Mental Health Humor, Multitasking, Scientific Studies, Stamford University
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Mental Health Humor, Multitasking Humor, Science Humor | Comments Off on Multitask THIS! (Limerick)
Thursday, December 27th, 2012
Limerick Rut
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A woman was stuck in a rut.
She’d tripped, falling down on her butt.
She was wedged in so tight,
She might be there all night.
Seems its risky to text while you strut.
Tags: Accident Poem, Behavior, Boredom, Cell Phone, Computer Humor, Derriere, Multitasking, Strutting Humor, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick, Texting, Walking Poetry
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Computer Humor, Limericks, Technology Humor, Telephone Humor, Walking Humor | 15 Comments »
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
Pedestrian Plea (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
There once was a fellow named Mike,
Who was bored while out riding his bike.
So he spoke on his cell,
Did some texting, then fell.
Multitaskers, oh please take a hike.
Update: I’ve just found out that November 17th Is “National Take A Hike Day.” Something tells me, it may be meant to celebrate something a bit different.
Tags: Biking, Cell Phone, Multitasking, November Holidays, Outdoors, Sports, Take A Hike Day, Texting
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Computer Humor, Health Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Mental Health Humor, Multitasking Humor, Odd Holidays, Outdoors Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Recreation & Fun Humor, Technology Humor, Telephone Humor, Walking Humor | 1 Comment »
Thursday, February 12th, 2009
Perhaps I’m out of line, but I think that when you get behind the wheel of a gazillion pound motorized vehicle, turn the ignition key, get into gear, hit the gas, and begin to move, you should maybe … I don’t know … PAY ATTENTION.
This approach has many advantages. For example, if you carefully observe your fellow drivers, you can:
a: Pick up lipstick application tips from the woman going 65;
b: Place bets on how far into your lane the guy next to you will swerve while switching CD’s or poking his iPod; … (Multitask Madness continues here.)
Tags: Autos, Cars, Computers, Driving, Funny Columns, Multitasking, Technology
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Car & Driving Humor, Computer Humor, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Multitasking Humor | 4 Comments »
Friday, December 14th, 2007
Welcome to my 2nd Poetry Prompt. Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to write a limerick or haiku (or both) on this week’s theme, which is Multitasking. When you’ve posted your poem, please return here and add a direct link to your multitasking-related verse.
Here’s my multitasking limerick, which was inspired by this news story: Runny Pasta Sauce Nabs Hit And Run Driver.
Just Desserts
By Madeleine Begun Kane
It’s risky to drive while you eat,
Most especially pasta with meat:
Slurping red sauce is rash—
You might very well crash
And leave evidence trails head to feet.
And here’s my multitasking themed haiku:
Lectured to not do
Two things at once, he obeyed
And always did three.
(If you need some tips on limerick or haiku writing, I link to some helpful sites here.)
UPDATE: National Pasta Day is October 17 and World Pasta Day is October 25.
Tags: Automobile Humor, Car Limerick, Driving Poetry, Food Verse, Multitasking, National Pasta Day, October Holidays, Poetry & Prompts, World Pasta Day
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Car & Driving Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Multitasking Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Social Satire | 7 Comments »
Monday, October 30th, 2006
Unless you live on another planet, there are never enough hours in the day. But if you use these efficiency techniques, you can win that battle with time:
1. Always do at least two things at once. While showering, write a screenplay. While sorting laundry, invent a handy appliance for the home. While chatting on the phone with a dull acquaintance, take a nap.
2. Consolidate self-improvement routines. Exercise to learn-a-language tapes while watching watercolor videos. Not only will you save time, but you’ll have thin thighs for that trip to Le Musée du Louvre.
3. Buy a speaker-phone for your kitchen. You’ll be able to cook, vacuum, and knit dog-hair booties while you talk on the phone.
4. When you’re in the kitchen, post reminder notes on the fridge. (“It’s the laundry, stupid.”)
5. Group chores alphabetically. If you have to go to the pharmacy, combine your trip with errands beginning with the letter ‘P.’ …” (Contending With Time is continued here.)
Tags: Efficiency Humor, Household Chores, Multitasking, Self-Help Satire, Self-Improvement, Time Humor, Time Management, Time Pressure
Posted in Family & Relatives Humor, Health & Medical Humor, How-To Humor, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Mental Health Humor, Multitasking Humor, Self-Help Humor, Social Satire, Time Humor | 7 Comments »
