Posts Tagged ‘Medical Limerick’

The Difficult Patient (Limerick)

Monday, December 25th, 2023

Said the patient, “My broken arm itches.
It hurts me and frequently twitches.
So take off this cast!
Do it now! Do it fast!”
Said the doc with a laugh, “I’m in stitches.”

To Mix, Or To Match; That Is The Question (Limerick)

Saturday, October 23rd, 2021

To mix, or to match — I’m confused:
Which booster vaccine should be used?
More Moderna? Some Pfizer?
I need an adviser!
By which shot should my shoulder be bruised?