An employee asleep at the switch
Created a dangerous glitch.
The lazy-ass slob
Fell down on the job.
It seems working just isn’t his niche.
Happy National Lazy Day!
An employee asleep at the switch
Created a dangerous glitch.
The lazy-ass slob
Fell down on the job.
It seems working just isn’t his niche.
Happy National Lazy Day!
Tags: August Holidays, Laziness Humor., Laziness Limerick, National Lazy Day, Odd Holidays, Workplace & Career Humor, Workplace Limerick
Posted in Limericks, Odd Holidays, Workplace & Career Humor | 3 Comments »
Now that I’m back from the Lewis Black Comedy Cruise, I’m not making too good an adjustment to reality. You may say that I’m a shirker, but I’m not the only one.
But I never shirk writing limericks:
Oh, please do not think me a jerk,
But I’m not in the mood to do work.
I am spoiled by the cruise —
Want to hang out or snooze.
And I plan to — my self-employed perk.
Tags: Laziness Limerick, Reality, Self-Employment, Workplace & Career Humor, Workplace Poetry
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Leisure Time Humor, Limericks, Workplace & Career Humor | 2 Comments »
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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