I worked as a lawyer for over a dozen years, but I’ve never been a judge. And that’s probably just as well. Because my rulings might sound something like this:
If I Were A Judge…
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Your argument doesn’t make sense.
It’s absurd and illogical. Hence,
I must find for the plaintiff.
You’ve lost this insane tiff.
You simply don’t have a defense.
Both Totally Optional Prompts and Miss Rumphius prompt poets to write as somebody else this week. So I’ve posted as an ornery judge … instead of my usual ornery self.
And speaking of prompts, there’s still time to participate in my walking-related prompt.
