A farmer who tried to produce
A plausible, timely excuse
For gambling away
His nest egg, today
Came up empty, self-cooking his goose.
Happy Goose Day! (September 29)
A farmer who tried to produce
A plausible, timely excuse
For gambling away
His nest egg, today
Came up empty, self-cooking his goose.
Happy Goose Day! (September 29)
Tags: Animal & Pet Humor, Animal Verse, Bird Humor, Gambling Limerick, Gambling Verse, Geese Humor, Goose Day, Goose Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Money Verse, Odd Holidays, September Holidays
Posted in Animal & Pet Humor, Gambling & Gaming Humor, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Goose Day (Limerick)
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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