If you goad, then escape from a goat,
And you’re planning to sue, please take note:
Flouting rules of a zoo
Can be foolish to do…
So your scapegoat success odds? Remote!
If you goad, then escape from a goat,
And you’re planning to sue, please take note:
Flouting rules of a zoo
Can be foolish to do…
So your scapegoat success odds? Remote!
Tags: Animal & Pet Humor, Animal Limerick, Goat Humor, Goat Limerick, Lawsuit Humor, Lawsuit Limerick, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Legal Limerick, Scapegoat Humor, Scapegoat Limerick
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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