Can you help me get out of my jam?
I was eating some jelly and, damn,
It’s all over my dress
And I’m rather a mess,
So I need something STAT to look glam!
Can you help me get out of my jam?
I was eating some jelly and, damn,
It’s all over my dress
And I’m rather a mess,
So I need something STAT to look glam!
Tags: Appearance Humor, Appearance Limerick, Clothing Humor, Clothing Limerick, Dress Humor, Dress Limerick, Emergency Humor, Emergency Limerick, Food Humor, Food Limerick, Glamor Humor, Glamor Limerick, Jam Humor, Jam Limerick
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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