Posts Tagged ‘Games Limerick’
Monday, April 1st, 2024
My Dear Times: I am irked and irate
Cuz Connections and Wordle are great!
And they’ve caused my affliction,
A puzzling addiction.
Kindly STOP using word games as bait!
Tags: Addictions Humor, Addictions Limerick, Connections, Connections Humor, Connections Limerick, Games Humor, Games Limerick, Media Humor, Media Limerick, New York Times, Puzzles Humor, Puzzles Limerick, Wordle, Wordle Humor, Wordle Limerick
Posted in Addiction Humor, Games Humor, Letter Limericks, Limericks, Media Humor, Wordplay | Comments Off on My Puzzling Complaint (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 19th, 2023
Sundry word games are making me daft.
I pretend they’re improving my craft.
But I’ll play till I drop,
Though I know I should stop.
Now I’m drowning. Don’t laugh! Where’s my raft?
(Games Day falls each year on December 20th.)
Tags: Bee, Connections, Games Humor, Games Limerick, Language Humor, Language Humour, Language Limerick, New York Times Humor, Puzzles Humor, Puzzles Limerick, Spelling Bee, Spelling Humor, Spelling Humour, Spelling Limerick, Word Games, Word Usage Humor, Wordle, WordleBot
Posted in Games Humor, Language Humor, Limericks | 1 Comment »
Friday, November 24th, 2023
My dear husband will freely admit:
About spelling Mark doesn’t know shit.
Yet he speedily sees
The Bee’s pangrams with ease…
While I languish — a pangram-less twit.
Tags: Games Humor, Games Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, New York Times Spelling Bee, Puzzles Limerick, Spelling Bee, Spelling Bee Humor, Spelling Limerick
Posted in Games Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Personal | 1 Comment »
Monday, September 18th, 2023
There are times I feel smart as a whip,
Even savvy, and “with it,” and hip.
But for THAT I must score
A “Connections” game “four.”
Doing worse means I’m losing my grip.
Tags: Addiction Humor, Addiction Limerick, Brain Humor, Connections, Game Humor, Games Humor, Games Limerick, Intelligence, New York Times, Puzzle Humor, Puzzle Limerick, Puzzles
Posted in Addiction Humor, Games Humor, Limericks, Media Humor | 2 Comments »
Sunday, January 29th, 2023
It’s “National Puzzle Day,” which gives me a good excuse to post this limerick:
I never play Wordle in “hard mode.”
It feels like a feathered and tarred mode.
I would rather control
All my moves, on the whole.
It’s too bad they don’t offer a “bard mode.”
Tags: Games Humor, Games Limerick, January Holidays, Language Humor, Language Humour, Language Limerick, New York Times Humor, Odd Holidays, Puzzle Day, Puzzles Humor, Puzzles Limerick, Word Games, Word Usage Humor, Wordle
Posted in Games Humor, Language Humor, Odd Holidays | 1 Comment »
Thursday, July 21st, 2022
The WordleBot’s frequently callous
And when rating my play displays malice.
It shows frequent ill will;
Credits luck, rarely skill.
So it MUST have a miniscule phallus.
A Wordle solution in three
Brings me joy, so I’ll murmur: “Yay, me!”
Then I check with the Bot,
Who reviews what I got
And dispels any feelings of glee.
When I (rarely) solve Wordle in two,
All I get is a snide “Whoop Dee Doo!”
What’s it take for a pat
On the back from that rat?
This goes on too much longer? I’ll sue!
Tags: Games Humor, Games Limerick, Language Humor, Language Humour, Language Limerick, New York Times Humor, Puzzles Humor, Puzzles Limerick, Word Games, Word Usage Humor, Wordle, WordleBot
Posted in Games Humor, Language Humor, Limericks | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2022
Please help! I’m addicted to word games.
One might argue that some are absurd games.
I also play cards,
But (like linguists and bards)
Prefer verbal brain-teasers — my nerd games.
Tags: Addiction Humor, Addiction Limerick, Card Games, Double Dordle, Games Humor, Games Limerick, Language Humor, Language Limerick, Mini Crossword, Quordle, Spelling Bee Humor, Word Games, Wordle
Posted in Addiction Humor, Games Humor, Language Humor | Comments Off on My Latest Addiction (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 28th, 2021
I enjoy playing Hearts against bots.
Do they win many times? Alas, lots!
But they don’t stop to snack,
And they never talk smack.
They don’t gloat or take shots or share thoughts.
(Happy Card Playing Day! It falls each year on December 28.)
Tags: Card Playing Day, Cards Humor, Cards Limerick, December Holidays, Games Humor, Games Limerick, Hearts Humor, Hearts Limerick, Odd Holidays
Posted in Computer Humor, Games Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Technology Humor | Comments Off on A Heart To Heart About Bots (Limerick)
