I used to speak French fairly well,
But my accent is no longer belle,
And my “je ne sais quoi”
Is reduced to a blah.
(That damn phrase is a struggle to spell!)
(Happy UN French Language Day! — March 20)
I used to speak French fairly well,
But my accent is no longer belle,
And my “je ne sais quoi”
Is reduced to a blah.
(That damn phrase is a struggle to spell!)
(Happy UN French Language Day! — March 20)
Tags: French Humor, French Language Day, French Limerick, March Holidays, Odd Holidays, UN, UN French Language Day, United Nations
Posted in Communication Humor, Language Humor, Limericks, Memory Humor, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Pardon My French! (Limerick)
Want a gibe that sounds charming? Don’t fret!
French phrases can help you — no sweat!
If the java tastes vile,
Simply bitch with a smile:
“This coffee is ‘jus de chaussette.'”
(I was amused to learn that the literal translation of “jus de chaussette” is “sock juice.”)
Tags: Coffee Humor, Coffee Limerick, Coffee Verse, France Limerick, French Humor, French Insults, French Language, French Limerick, Insult Humor, Language Humor, Language Limerick
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Idiom Humor, Language Humor, Limericks | Comments Off on Why I Love The French (Limerick)
Limerick Ode To Bastille Day
By Madeleine Begun Kane
It’s Bastille Day, Quatorze Juillet,
A time of panache and cachet.
Un jour férié—
La raison: Liberté.
Mon Français clearly sucks. Bonne journée.
(Dverse Poets Pub prompts us to write about Bastille Day.)
Tags: Bastille Day, Celebrations Poetry, DVerse, France Limerick, French Holidays, French Humor, French Limerick, July 14th, July Holidays, Liberty
Posted in Celebrations Poetry, Holiday Humor, Limericks | 20 Comments »
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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