Today’s holiday
is National Fruitcake Day —
the cake, NOT the nuts.
(December 27 is National Fruitcake Day.)
Today’s holiday
is National Fruitcake Day —
the cake, NOT the nuts.
(December 27 is National Fruitcake Day.)
I almost forgot
that today is “Pastry Day.”
That sure takes the cake!
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December 9 is “National Pastry Day.”
For the record, sticklers would consider my pastry haiku a senryu.
My cooking’s so bad,
Hubby Mark begs me not to,
Signed CIA grad.
(The arts CIA — NOT the culinary … or spy one.)
Happy National Junk Food Day — July 21st!
Today’s Junk Food Day.
One day? Chips on the table—
Way too limiting.
It makes me fidget,
but I book myself to write
accidental verse.
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Accidental glance,
de-liberating romance—
just the dance of chance.
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Shocking incident:
things accidentally went
exactly as planned.
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Ms. Bristol Palin’s
book contract and dancing gig—
accident of birth.
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Booked reservation
at restaurant, but canceled—
had reservations.
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If you dare mention
certain odd affinities,
brace for fidgeting.
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Here’s something fun for food-loving poets: TimeOut New York is having a pie-ku haiku contest. Here’s the one I submitted:
A freshly baked pie:
Tasty dessert and fragrant
Co-op buyer bait.