A man did his best to disguise
His retinal issues with lies.
When at last he sought ocular
Aid, he was jocular:
“Doc, you’re a sight for sore eyes!”
(March 23 is World Optometry Day.)
A man did his best to disguise
His retinal issues with lies.
When at last he sought ocular
Aid, he was jocular:
“Doc, you’re a sight for sore eyes!”
(March 23 is World Optometry Day.)
Tags: Eye Humor, Eye Limerick, Eyes Humor, Eyes Limerick, Health & Medical Humor, Health Limerick, March Holidays, Odd Holidays, Optometrist, Optometry Day, Optometry Humor, Optometry Limerick, Patients Humor, Patients Limerick, Vision Humor, Vision Limerick
Posted in Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Idiom Humor, Language Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Vision Humor | 1 Comment »
It’s not bad enough that I’m addicted to writing limericks. Now I’m also hooked on reading/playing with idiom lists:
“I suspect that our firm has a spy,
Cuz a journo just called to ask why
We give patients the squeeze
With our vision-wear fees.
Now our practice will get a black eye.”
Tags: Black Eyes, Eyes Humor, Eyes Limerick, Idiom Humor Idiom Limericks, Language Humor, Language Limerick, Money & Finance Humor, Money Limerick, Optometry Humor, Optometry Limerick, Overcharges Humor, Patients Humor, Patients Limerick, Vision Humor, Vision Limerick
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I was reading some mind-numbing prose,
Which apparently caused me to doze.
I’ve awakened — can’t see!
Did my eyeglasses flee,
Somehow slipping from nose-tip to toes?
Happy Eyeglasses Day! (August 13)
Tags: August Holidays, Eye Humor, Eyeglasses Day, Eyeglasses Verse, Eyes Humor, Eyes Limerick, Eyesight Humor, National Eyeglasses Day, Odd Holidays, Reading Humor, Sleep & Insomnia Humor, Vision Humor, Vision Limerick
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Thanks to Dictionary.com for inspiring this “eye-minded” limerick:
My husband Mark tends to be eye-minded.
As for me, I’m more aural and rhyme-minded.
While Mark will observe
Most sightings with verve,
I don’t, unless helpfully “high”-minded.
Tags: Aural Humor, Dictionary Humor, Eyes Limerick, Hearing Humor, Language Humor, Rhyming Humor, Sight Humor, Stoned Humor, Vision Limerick
Posted in Language Humor, Limericks, Vision Humor | Comments Off on Minding Eyes And Ears (Limerick)
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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