Posts Tagged ‘Excuses Humor’

The Confession (Limerick)

Wednesday, September 27th, 2023

Said a gal to her closest friend Jean:
“Did you sleep with my boyfriend? Come clean!”
Jean confessed: “Don’t be pissed!
I told him, ‘Desist!’
Seems his language skills aren’t too keen.”

Limerick Ode To Blame Someone Else Day

Friday, September 13th, 2013

Happy “Blame Someone Else Day.” (It falls on the first Friday the 13th of the year.)

Limerick Ode To “Blame Someone Else Day”
By Madeleine Begun Kane

I’m searching for someone to blame
For my failure to loudly proclaim
That “Today can be used
To excuse the accused,”
Giving “Blame Someone Else Day” due fame.