Today may be National Escargot Day, but I’m still NOT eating them. I don’t care HOW much garlic and wine you slip in:
Limerick Ode To National Escargot Day
By Madeleine Begun Kane
There are foods I won’t touch on a bet.
They may well be quite tasty, and yet—
Creepy dishes like snails—
I would rather chew nails.
Escargot’s a no-go. Sorry. Nyet!
(You can find more of my food humor here.)
