Overzealous Deletes (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
There are times I make haste to delete
A phrase that feels lame or effete.
Then I suddenly think
That it doesn’t quite stink–
I can save it — “Control Z” you’re sweet!
Overzealous Deletes (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
There are times I make haste to delete
A phrase that feels lame or effete.
Then I suddenly think
That it doesn’t quite stink–
I can save it — “Control Z” you’re sweet!
Tags: Computer Humor, Editing Humor, Technology Humor, Writing & Publishing Humor
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Creative Keys (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
When you’re whipping your verse into shape
And are caught in a verse-challenged scrape,
The delete key is handy.
Assisted by brandy,
And last, but not least, try escape.
(Prompted to escape)
Tags: Brandy Humor, Computer Humor, Creativity, Editing Humor, Writing & Publishing Humor
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Irreparable Poem
By Madeleine Begun Kane
I’m writing some verse about mending.
My deadline is soon and unbending.
But alas I can’t fix it
And may have to nix it.
My problem? Can’t think of an ending.
(You can find more endings here.)
Tags: Editing Humor, Poetry Writing, Publishing Deadline
Posted in Limericks, Writing & Publishing Humor | 4 Comments »
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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