Happy “National American Beer Day!” (October 27)
“American Beer Day” is here,
Making many compatriots cheer.
But not ME! “Why?” you ask.
Cuz my drink is a flask
Of tequila. No “Hear, hear!” to beer!
Happy “National American Beer Day!” (October 27)
“American Beer Day” is here,
Making many compatriots cheer.
But not ME! “Why?” you ask.
Cuz my drink is a flask
Of tequila. No “Hear, hear!” to beer!
Tags: Alcohol Humor, Alcohol Limerick, American Beer Day, Beer Humor, Beer Limerick, Drink Holidays, National American Beer Day, October Holidays, Odd Holidays, Tequila Humor, Tequila Limerick
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Happy “National Tequila Day!” (July 24)
Tequila Day’s here, so let loose!
Drink it straight; don’t dilute it with juice.
You’d rather drink beer?
Bourbon? Gin? I won’t sneer.
More tequila for MOI! So a truce!
Tags: Alcohol Humor, Alcohol Limerick, Alcohol Verse, Beer, Bourbon, Drink Holidays, Drink Humor, Drink Limerick, Gin, July Holidays, Odd Holidays, Tequila, Tequila Humor, Tequila Limerick
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I’m not a big fan of rosé.
Drink anything pink? I say “Nay!”
I’ll have white wine or red,
Or some cognac, instead.
Even better, tequila! Olé!
Happy International Rosé Day! (August 14)
Tags: Alcohol Verse, August Holidays, Cognac Humor, Drink Holidays, Food and Drink, International Rosé Day, Odd Holidays, Rosé Day, Tequila, Wine Humor, Wine Limerick
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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