A mother-to-be gave a shiver.
Her whole body was soon all-aquiver.
She sobbed: “As predicted,
My diet’s restricted.
Doc told me it’s time to de-liver.”
Posts Tagged ‘Diet Limerick’
The Confused Mom-To-Be (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 24th, 2022A Healthy Disagreement (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 5th, 2022Her boyfriend insists that she’s “jerky”
For falling for health warnings “murky.”
He has coaxed and opined,
But he can’t change her mind:
She’s swearing off poultry “cold turkey.”
