The croissant’s a beloved dessert:
“That crescent’s the best!” some assert.
But others say “no”
To “wasting” their dough
On “stuff that’s less healthy than dirt.”
“National Croissant Day” is celebrated each year on January 30.
The croissant’s a beloved dessert:
“That crescent’s the best!” some assert.
But others say “no”
To “wasting” their dough
On “stuff that’s less healthy than dirt.”
“National Croissant Day” is celebrated each year on January 30.
Tags: Croissant Day, Croissant Humor, Croissant Limerick, Dessert Humor, Dessert Limerick, Food Humor, Food Limerick, January Holidays, National Croissant Day, Odd Holidays
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Happy “National Dessert Day.” (October 14)
A fellow was eating dessert.
Offered seconds, he said, “It can’t hurt.”
But his wife said, “Enough!”
“You used to be buff.”
He responded, “You used to be pert.”
Tags: Dessert Day, Dessert Humor, Dessert Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, Marriage Verse, National Dessert Day, October Holidays, Odd Holidays
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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