Happy “Take A Chance Day!” (April 23)
A fellow who likes taking chances
Keeps messing up likely advances.
But despite each blown op,
He refuses to stop:
“Risks are worth it.” Yes, that’s what his stance is.
Happy “Take A Chance Day!” (April 23)
A fellow who likes taking chances
Keeps messing up likely advances.
But despite each blown op,
He refuses to stop:
“Risks are worth it.” Yes, that’s what his stance is.
Tags: April Holidays, Career Humor, Danger Limerick, Odd Holidays, Risk Humor, Take A Chance Day
Posted in Odd Holidays, Workplace & Career Humor | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To “Take A Chance Day”
A striking headline: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks.
When Sex Is A Train Wreck (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
There are folks who like sex when it’s risky.
Taking chances can make them quite frisky.
But sex on the tracks,
Is mad to the max.
Their coitus, I’d guess, involved whiskey.
Update: April 23 is “Take A Chance Day.”
Tags: Accidents, April Holidays, Bawdy Humor, Danger Limerick, Intercourse Humor, Odd Holidays, Railroad, Sex Humor, Take A Chance Day, Train Limerick, Train Tracks, Trains, Transportation
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Bawdy Limericks, Commuting Verse, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Romance Humor, Stupidity Humor, Transportation Humor, Travel Humor | 2 Comments »
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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