A convivial fellow from France
Took the stage and performed a short dance.
He was graceful and masked.
“Did you like it?” he asked.
Though most clapped, I said, “Next time, wear pants!”
Happy “International Dance Day!” (April 29th each year)
A convivial fellow from France
Took the stage and performed a short dance.
He was graceful and masked.
“Did you like it?” he asked.
Though most clapped, I said, “Next time, wear pants!”
Happy “International Dance Day!” (April 29th each year)
Tags: April Holidays, Bawdy Humor, Bawdy Limerick, Dance Humor, Dance Limerick, Dancing, Dancing Humor, Dancing Limerick, Naked Humor, Naked Limerick, Nude Humor, Nude Limerick, Odd Holidays
Posted in Bawdy Limericks, Behavior & Personality, Dance Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on The Dancer (Limerick)
“Someone mocked me for dancing the twist,”
Hissed a woman, while shaking her fist.
“Yes, I know that it’s old.
So am I, truth be told;
I’ve a long ‘Can I Still Do This?’ list.”
Tags: Aging Humor, Aging Limerick, Dancing Humor, Dancing Limerick, List Humor, List Limerick
Posted in Aging Humor & Verse, Dance Humor, Limericks | Comments Off on Twisty Limerick
Though she’s working day in and day out
At dance, her success is in doubt.
Seems she’s not very bright;
Can’t tell “left” from her “right.”
And that’s what it all is about.
Tags: Dance Humor, Dance Limerick, Dancing Humor, Dancing Limerick, Idiom Humor, Idiom Limerick, Language Humor, Language Limerick
Posted in Dance Humor, Idiom Humor, Language Humor, Limericks | Comments Off on Taking An Idiom Out For A Spin (Limerick)
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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