Dump redundancy!
U̷g̷l̷y̷ ̷C̷h̷r̷i̷s̷t̷m̷a̷s̷ ̷S̷w̷e̷a̷t̷e̷r̷ ̷D̷a̷y̷
Christmas Sweater Day.
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Ugly Christmas Sweater Day is celebrated each year on the 3rd Friday of December.
Dump redundancy!
U̷g̷l̷y̷ ̷C̷h̷r̷i̷s̷t̷m̷a̷s̷ ̷S̷w̷e̷a̷t̷e̷r̷ ̷D̷a̷y̷
Christmas Sweater Day.
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Ugly Christmas Sweater Day is celebrated each year on the 3rd Friday of December.
Tags: Clothes Humor, Clothes Limerick, Clothing Humor, Clothing Limerick, December Holidays, Odd Holidays, Sweater Humor, Sweater Limerick, Ugly Christmas Sweater Day
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Shop online? Have a clothes-buying spree?
It has always seemed risky to me.
But I gave it a try;
Bought some tees on the fly,
And was floored when they fit to a T.
Tags: Clothes, Clothes Humor, Clothes Limerick, Clothing Humor, Clothing Limerick, Online Shopping, Shopping Humor, Shopping Limerick, Tees Limerick
Posted in Clothing Humor, Internet Humor, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Shopping Humor | Comments Off on A Suitable Limerick
“Wet clothes in the hamper? That’s foul!”
Said a gal to her spouse, with a scowl.
“What is wrong with you men!?
If you do it again,
I’ll divorce you and throw in the towel.”
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Clothes Humor, Clothes Limerick, Clothing Limerick, Cothing Humor, Divorce Humor, Divorce Limerick, Hamper Humor, Hamper Limerick, Idiom Humor, Idiom Limerick, Laundry Humor, Laundry Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, Relationship Humor, Relationship Limerick, Relatives Humor, Relatives Limerick
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Clothing Humor, Idiom Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Relationship Humor | Comments Off on A Hampered Relationship (Limerick)
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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