I’m compelled to condemn the cliché.
When I hear one, I’m rubbed the wrong way,
Also irked and annoyed.
They are best to avoid
Like the plague … at the end of the day.
(Cliché Day is always observed on November 3rd.)
I’m compelled to condemn the cliché.
When I hear one, I’m rubbed the wrong way,
Also irked and annoyed.
They are best to avoid
Like the plague … at the end of the day.
(Cliché Day is always observed on November 3rd.)
Tags: Cliché Day, Clichés, Clichés Humor, Idiom Humor, Idiom Limerick, Language Humor, Language Limerick, November Holidays, Odd Holidays
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A lim’rick a day keeps away
The doctor — at least, so they say.
Well okay, I’ll concede
I invented that lede,
But it sure beats that “apple” cliché!
UPDATE: Happy Cliché Day, November 3rd!
Tags: Aphorisms, Cliché Day, Clichés, Clichés Humor, Doctor Humor, Doctor Limericks, Health, Health & Medical Humor, Health Limericks, Limerick Humor, Medical Humor, Medical Limericks, November Holidays, Odd Holidays
Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Aphorisms, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Odd Holidays | 1 Comment »
I had such a good time with my Clichéd Limerick the other day, I thought I’d write another:
A Fit Over Fiddles
By Madeleine Begun Kane
I hope you don’t think this a nit,
But cliché buffs should surely admit
That we need to part ways
With certain clichés:
Just how often do fiddles sound fit?
UPDATE: Happy Cliché Day, November 3rd!
UPDATE 2: World Fiddle Day falls on the Saturday closest to May 19.
Tags: Cliché Day, Clichés Humor, Fiddle Day, Fiddles, Fitness Limerick, Health & Medical Humor, Language Satire, May Holidays, Music Humor & Verse, November Holidays, Odd Holidays, Violins, World Fiddle Day
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I’m playing with clichés today:
Clichéd Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
I try to think outside the box,
But sometimes those boxes have locks.
And to break myself free
With creative esprit,
I have to be crazy like fox.
UPDATE: Happy Cliché Day, November 3rd!
Tags: Cliché Day, Clichés Humor, Creativity, November Holidays, Odd Holidays, Writing & Publishing Humor
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I’ve been having so much fun drawing inspiration from poetry prompts, that I thought I’d launch my own. And since I’m seriously (and unseriously) into limericks and haiku, I’m focusing on those two forms.
Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to write a limerick or haiku (or both) on this week’s theme: Annoying Advice. When your poem’s taken root, please return to this post and add a direct link to your themed poem.
Here’s my Annoying Advice limerick:
Chin Up
By Madeleine Begun Kane
“Keep your chin up, and things will be fine.
Just act brave. Do not bitch, flinch, or whine.
You have the right stuff.
You just have to hang tough.”
Does anyone fall for that line?
And here’s my Annoying Advice haiku:
When somebody says
“You sure you want to do that?”
Doubt perversely fades.
UPDATE: Happy Cliché Day, November 3rd!
Tags: Annoying Advice, Cliché Day, Clichés Humor, Limerick and Haiku Prompts, November Holidays, Odd Holidays, Poetry & Prompts
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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