Posts Tagged ‘Chicken Humor’
Sunday, June 11th, 2023
I like dining on Asian cuisine,
Cooked with chicken or beef that is lean,
While chewing the fat
In a this-and-that chat
At our house. (I’ve the stay-at-home gene.)
Tags: Asian Food, Beef Humor, Chicken Humor, Conversation Humor, Genetics Humor, Home Limerick, House & Home, Spicy Food
Posted in Communication Humor, Food & Drink Humor, House & Home Humor, Limericks, Restaurant Reviews & Humor | Comments Off on Food Leanings (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 5th, 2022
Her boyfriend insists that she’s “jerky”
For falling for health warnings “murky.”
He has coaxed and opined,
But he can’t change her mind:
She’s swearing off poultry “cold turkey.”
Tags: Chicken Humor, Dating Humor, Dating Limerick, Diet Humor, Diet Limerick, Food Humor, Food Limerick, Health & Medical Humor, Health Limerick, Idiom Humor, Idiom Limerick, Poultry Humor, Poultry Limerick
Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Dating Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Idiom Humor, Limericks | Comments Off on A Healthy Disagreement (Limerick)
Saturday, April 30th, 2016
I follow the smells where they lead me.
“I want you,” I cry. They don’t heed me.
Then my senses all quicken;
It’s barbecue chicken!
How I long to say, “Neighbors, please feed me.”
Happy National Sense Of Smell Day! (last Saturday of April)
Tags: April Holidays, Barbecue, Chicken Humor, Food Humor, Food Verse, Odd Holidays, Sense Of Smell Day, Smell Humor
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Smell Humor | Comments Off on The Nose Knows (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 19th, 2014
Happy Poultry Day!
Limerick Ode To Poultry Day (March 19)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The chickens and turkeys squawk, “Beat it!”
But they’re looking a wee bit defeated.
Though it’s Poultry Day, true,
It’s a day those birds rue,
Cuz the way we rejoice … is to eat it.
Tags: Animal & Pet Humor, Chicken Humor, Food Holidays, Food Humor, March Holidays, Odd Holidays, Poultry Day, Turkey Humor
Posted in Animal & Pet Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Poultry Day (March 19)
Thursday, March 6th, 2014
Not Chicken About Taking A Stand (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
I feel bad about arrows and slings
That are suffered by chickens. This brings
Lots of tears to my eyes.
I choke up — no surprise.
And for that, I blame Buffalo wings.
(Buffalo Wings were invented 50 years ago on March 6, 1964, at Buffalo, New York’s Anchor Bar, by the tavern’s owner, Teressa Bellissimo.)
Tags: Anchor Bar, Bar Humor, Buffalo, Buffalo Wings, Chicken Humor, March Holidays, New York, Odd Holidays, Taverns, Teressa Bellissimo
Posted in Animal & Pet Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Not Chicken About Taking A Stand (Limerick)
