“Your payments have fallen behind.
Where’s my money?” the contractor whined.
“Our deal’s ‘a blank check’
To rebuild your wrecked deck.”
The reply: “Yes, that’s why it’s unsigned.”
Posts Tagged ‘Checkbook Humor’
Checkmate? (Limerick)
Friday, August 27th, 2021Banking On Money Poems (Limerick and Haiku Prompt)
Friday, January 11th, 2008Today’s limerick and haiku theme is money. First, my limerick:
I once balanced my checkbook with ease.
But, alas, it’s no longer a breeze.
Where is each canceled check?
Banking statements are dreck.
Are they trying to hide all those fees?
And now my haiku:
“People want change,”
Claim presidential candidates.
I’d prefer twenties.
Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to write a limerick or haiku (or both) about money. When you’ve posted your verse, please return here and add a direct link to your themed poetry.
(If you need some tips on limerick or haiku writing, I link to some helpful sites here.)
