Well-Endowed Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A man got a look at the titty
Of the well-endowed, lovely Miss Kitty
And imagined his life
With that gal as his wife
In his harem at Casa de Mitty.
(With apologies to James Thurber)
Well-Endowed Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A man got a look at the titty
Of the well-endowed, lovely Miss Kitty
And imagined his life
With that gal as his wife
In his harem at Casa de Mitty.
(With apologies to James Thurber)
Tags: Bawdy Humor, Breast Humor, Fantasy Limerick, Harem Limerick, Imagination Humor, James Thurber, Marriage Verse, Physical Appearance, Polygamy Humor, Walter Mitty
Posted in Authors & Playwrights, Bawdy Limericks, Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Literary Humor, Marriage Humor, Physical Appearance | 5 Comments »
Keeping Abreast Of Bras
By Madeleine Begun Kane
There are gals who view bras as a gift,
For without ’em their breasts are adrift.
But other gals spurn ’em,
And some even burn ’em,
Giving men (and some women) a lift.
(In case you missed my Wonderbra song parody it’s here.)
UPDATE: Don’t forget to enter my Mother’s Day limerick writing contest. The deadline is May 12, 2007 and there are money prizes for the best two limericks.
Tags: Bra Humor, Brassieres, Breast Humor, Feminism Satire, Undergarments Humor, Underwear Humor
Posted in Fashion Humor, Feminist Satire, Limericks, Social Satire | 11 Comments »
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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