Limerick Ode To The Derrière
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Whatever you call a behind,
Be it fanny or tush, I don’t mind.
Ass will do just as well.
Rump and buttocks are swell,
Just so long as they work as designed.
Limerick Ode To The Derrière
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Whatever you call a behind,
Be it fanny or tush, I don’t mind.
Ass will do just as well.
Rump and buttocks are swell,
Just so long as they work as designed.
Tags: Ass Humor, Bawdy Humor, Body Verse, Derriere, Naughty Limericks, Physical Appearance
Posted in Bawdy Limericks, Limericks, Physical Appearance | 6 Comments »
Two legs — once scrawny,
Now attractively muscled.
The up side of stairs.
Tags: Body Verse, Legs Humor, Physical Humor
Posted in Haiku & Senryu, Physical Appearance, Poetry & Prompts | 9 Comments »
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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