A fellow who frequently mopes,
Moaned, “Ev’rything dashes my hopes!”
He even bewailed
A self-hanging that failed:
“The NEXT time, I’m learning the ropes!”
Posts Tagged ‘Behavior Limerick’
The Moper (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 24th, 2024Marriage Advice (Limerick)
Saturday, July 29th, 2023“Don’t marry that man: He’s a worm,
And a wiseass, a sneak, and a germ,
An incompetent crook,
And a sniveling schnook,
As most of his bookies confirm.”
The Upbeat Boy (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 1st, 2022A glass-half-full youngster named Blair
Had trouble resisting a dare.
If he jumped from on high
And fell down, he di’n’t cry;
He’d proclaim, “I was walking on air.”
