Why bathe, when a shower is handy?
Dirty water and soap scum ain’t dandy!
Though I’m forced to concede
That in tubs you can read…
Plus it’s tough to, while show’ring, sip brandy.
Posts Tagged ‘Bath Humor’
Showers v. Tubs (Limerick)
Tuesday, February 13th, 2024Not Showering Bathtubs With Praise (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 7th, 2015Happy Bathtub Day! (October 7)
When it’s time to get clean, we can choose
Either shower or bathtub — I’ll use
A hot shower each time
Cuz I hate soapy slime,
And in tubs the slime clings like tattoos.
