Heavy handbags are irksome indeed.
Paring down has become my new creed:
No more notebooks, spare keys.
Bye-bye iPad, change, cheese.
Net result? Never have what I need!
Happy National Handbag Day! (October 10)
Heavy handbags are irksome indeed.
Paring down has become my new creed:
No more notebooks, spare keys.
Bye-bye iPad, change, cheese.
Net result? Never have what I need!
Happy National Handbag Day! (October 10)
Tags: Bag Humor, Handbag Day, Handbag Humor, National Handbag Day, October Holidays, Odd Holidays, Pocketbook Humor
Posted in Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Handbag Hassles (Limerick)
My handbag is always too small
Cuz I suffer from portable sprawl;
Seems I “need” so much junk,
Nothing short of a trunk
Could manage to handle my haul.
Happy National Handbag Day! (October 10)
Tags: Bag Humor, Handbag Humor, October Holidays, Odd Holidays, Pocketbook Humor
Posted in Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Happy National Handbag Day (Limerick)
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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