Said a pompous new neighbor named Jess:
“What degrees have I earned? Come on, guess!”
My response was to lapse
Into rudeness, perhaps:
“I am sick of your crappy BS!”
Posts Tagged ‘Annoying Neighbors’
The Pompous Neighbor (Limerick)
Saturday, November 25th, 2023Tags: Annoyances Limerick, Annoying Neighbors, Neighbor Humor, Neighbors Humor, Neighbors Limerick
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Neighborly Blues (Limerick)
Monday, June 1st, 2015Neighborly Blues (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A fellow was sweeping his leaves
While belting some recitatives.
“Quell that noise,” said a neighbor.
“Your mis-Handeled labor
Could well be jays lodged in your eaves.”
Tags: Annoying Neighbors, Music Humor & Verse, Neighbors Humor, Noise Humor, Singing Humor, Singing Voice
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Trash Day (Limerick and Haiku)
Saturday, January 12th, 2008Trash Day
By Madeleine Begun Kane
On trash day I set a tv
On the curb and before I could flee,
A neighborhood jerk
Yelled, “How well does it work?”
Guess he wanted a signed guaranty.
Streets lined with garbage:
Discarded chairs, broken lamps.
Scavengers’ treasure.
(Prompted by Easy Street’s To the Curb and Writer’s Island Treasure.)
Tags: Annoying Neighbors, Trash Poems, Garbage Humor, Sanitation Verse, Scavenger Verse
Posted in Haiku & Senryu, Limericks, Neighbors Humor, Outdoors Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Television (TV) Humor | 22 Comments »
