Posts Tagged ‘Animal Limericks’
Sunday, October 2nd, 2022
“After seeing your farm, I’m agog
At its beautiful pigpen. My dog
Doesn’t live half as well!
The big barn where pigs dwell
Is superb! They live high on the hog.”
*****
Happy World Farm Animals Day! (October 2)
Tags: Animal & Pet Humor, Animal Limericks, Dog Humor, Dog Limerick, Farm Animals, Farm Humor, Farm Limerick, Odd Holidays October Holidays, Pig Humor, Pig Limerick, Wordplay, Wordplay Humor
Posted in Animal & Pet Humor, Language Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Wordplay | Comments Off on Buttering Up A Farmer (Limerick)
Monday, September 13th, 2021
There’s a ball or a frisbee to toss?
Or the call for a meat bone? (No sauce!)
A long walk with your pet,
Or a howling duet?
Your canine pal’s always the boss!
Tags: Animal and Pet Humor, Animal Limerick, Animal Limericks, Canine Humor, Canine Limerick, Dog Humor, Dog Limerick
Posted in Animal & Pet Humor, Limericks | Comments Off on A Doggone Limerick
Wednesday, September 1st, 2021
A man whose deep pockets are boundless
Is hounded by lawsuits, most groundless.
Take the latest; a claim
About dog-bites, whose aim
Is big bucks, but the “dog owner’s” hound-less.
Tags: Animal & Pet Humor, Animal Limericks, Deep Pockets, Dog Bite Humor, Dog Humor, Dog Limericks, Idiom Humor, Idiom Limericks, Language Humor, Language Limericks, Law Humor, Law Limerick, Lawyer Humor, Lawyer Limerick, Litigation Humor, Litigation Limerick, Money & Finance Humor, Money Limericks, Pet Humor, Pet Limericks, Spurious Lawsuits, Wealth Humor
Posted in Animal & Pet Humor, Language Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor | Comments Off on A Dog Of A Claim (Limerick)
Thursday, August 26th, 2021
Happy “National Dog Day.” (August 26)
My favorite breed is the “mutt.”
Yes, I know you’re about to say “But,
That isn’t a breed.”
I’m aware, but I need
To annoy nutty dog snobs who strut.
(National Mutt Day is celebrated on two days: July 31 and December 2.)
Tags: Animal & Pet Humor, Animal Holidays, Animal Limericks, August Holidays, December Holidays, Dog Day, Dog Holidays, Dog Humor, Dog Limericks, July Holidays, Mutt Day, Mutt Humor, Mutt Limerick, National Dog Day, National Mutt Day, Odd Holidays
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