Posts Tagged ‘Alcohol Verse’
Thursday, December 14th, 2023
It’s “Screwdriver Day.” Yay! Hooray!
Which type should be cheered? Well, they say
It’s the drink; not the tool.
(The reverse would be cruel.)
I intend to start early. Good day!
(National Screwdriver Day is celebrated on December 14th.)
Tags: Alcohol Humor, Alcohol Limerick, Alcohol Verse, December Holidays, Drink Humor, Drink Limerick, Drinks Humor, Odd Holidays, Orange Juice, Screwdriver Day, Screwdrivers, Tools Humor, Vodka, Vodka Humor, Vodka Limerick
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Screw It? (Limerick)
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2022
Margarita’s a fave in our house.
If I drink one in bars, though, I’ll grouse;
They are weak and too sweet
And consistently beat
By the great ones prepared by my spouse.
(Happy National Margarita Day, which falls each year on February 22.)
Tags: Alcohol Humor, Alcohol Limerick, Alcohol Verse, Bar Humor, Drink Verse, Drinking Limerick, February Holidays, Holiday Humor, Liquor Humor, Margaritas, Marriage Humor, Odd Holidays, Tequila, Triple Sec
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Happy Margarita Day (Limerick)
Friday, October 1st, 2021
Although I share this woman’s fondness for cold sake, this limerick ISN’T about me. (Happy Sake Day!)
“No wonder our marriage was rocky;
All my ex does is eat and watch hockey.
And the chip on his shoulder
Is big as a boulder…
Plus Milwaukee has lousy cold sake.”
Tags: Alcohol Humor, Alcohol Limerick, Alcohol Verse, Cold Sake, Divorce Humor, Divorce Limerick, Drink Humor, Drink Limerick, Liquor Humor, Liquor Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, October Holidays, Odd Holidays, Sake, Sake Day, Sake Humor, Sake Limerick, World Sake Day
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on For Heaven Sakes, Celebrate “Sake Day!” (Oct. 1) (Limerick)
Saturday, July 24th, 2021
Happy “National Tequila Day!” (July 24)
Tequila Day’s here, so let loose!
Drink it straight; don’t dilute it with juice.
You’d rather drink beer?
Bourbon? Gin? I won’t sneer.
More tequila for MOI! So a truce!
Tags: Alcohol Humor, Alcohol Limerick, Alcohol Verse, Beer, Bourbon, Drink Holidays, Drink Humor, Drink Limerick, Gin, July Holidays, Odd Holidays, Tequila, Tequila Humor, Tequila Limerick
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Tequila
Saturday, June 6th, 2020
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too.
I hope you’ll join me in writing limericks using SINK or SYNC at the end of any one line. (Homonyms or homophones are fine.)
The best submission will be crowned Limerick-Off Award Winner. (Here’s last week’s Limerick-Off Award Winner.)
Additionally, you may write themed limericks related to PUNCTUATION, using any rhyme word. And of course I’ll present an extra award — one for the best PUNCTUATION-related limerick.
How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my How To Write A Limerick article.)
I’ll announce the winners on June 21, 2020, right before I post the next Limerick-Off. So that gives you two full weeks to submit your clever, polished verse. Your submission deadline is Saturday, June 20, 2020 at 4 p.m. (Eastern Time.)
Here’s my SINK/SYNC-rhyme limerick:
I’m teetering right on the brink,
And it feels like my life’s out of sync.
I’m off of my feed.
So what do I need?
A shrink? Or another stiff drink?
And here’s my PUNCTUATION-themed limerick:
“You’ve a problem: You drink too much, pop.”
That comma’s essential – full stop!
Cuz without it the drinker
Is any old stinker…
And the bev’rage? Non-alcohol slop.
Please feel free to enter my Limerick-Off by posting your limerick(s) in my comments. And if you’re on Facebook, I hope you’ll join my friends in that same activity on my Facebook Limerick-Off post.
To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane’s Newsletter. Thanks!
Tags: Alcohol Humor, Alcohol Verse, Anxiety Humor, Beverage Humor, Beverages, Binge Drinking, Competition Limerick, Drink Humor, Drinking Humor, Limerick Challenge, Limerick Contest, Poetry & Prompts, Psychiatry Humor, Shrinks, Therapy Humor, Writing Prompts
Posted in Anxiety & Stress, Behavior & Personality, Contests, Food & Drink Humor, Language Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Competition, Limerick Contest, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Poetry Contest | 97 Comments »
Wednesday, August 14th, 2019
I’m not a big fan of rosé.
Drink anything pink? I say “Nay!”
I’ll have white wine or red,
Or some cognac, instead.
Even better, tequila! Olé!
Happy International Rosé Day! (August 14)
Tags: Alcohol Verse, August Holidays, Cognac Humor, Drink Holidays, Food and Drink, International Rosé Day, Odd Holidays, Rosé Day, Tequila, Wine Humor, Wine Limerick
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Not Tickled Pink Over Rosé (Limerick)
Saturday, June 8th, 2019
Happy World Gin Day! (2nd Saturday in June)
A salty old boor who likes gin
Claims an ill-made martini’s a sin.
How he’ll grumble and snipe,
As he gins up each gripe!
Those poor bartenders never can win.
Tags: Alcohol Verse, Drink Verse, Gin Day, June Holidays, Odd Holidays, World Gin Day
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To World Gin Day
Saturday, December 1st, 2018
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too.
I hope you’ll join me in writing limericks using CORE or CORPS or DÉCOR at the end of any one line. (Homonyms or homophones are fine.)
The best submission will be crowned Limerick-Off Award Winner. (Here’s last week’s Limerick-Off Award Winner.)
Additionally, you may write themed limericks related to SPICE, using any rhyme word. And of course I’ll present an extra award — one for the best spice-related limerick.
How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my How To Write A Limerick article.)
I’ll announce the winners on December 16, 2018, right before I post the next Limerick-Off. So that gives you two full weeks to submit your clever, polished verse. Your submission deadline is Saturday, December 15, 2018 at 10:00 p.m. (Eastern Time.)
Here’s my limerick:
This drink was a very “light pour.”
If you’d like to be paid, pour me more!
Here’s my other complaint
Which is likely to taint
Your review: piss-poor taste in décor.
Please feel free to enter my Limerick-Off by posting your limerick(s) in my comments. And if you’re on Facebook, I hope you’ll join my friends in that same activity on my Facebook Limerick-Off post.
To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane’s Newsletter. Thanks!
Tags: Alcohol Verse, Bar Humor, Beverage Humor, Competition Limerick, Food and Drink, Limerick Challenge, Limerick Contest, Poetry & Prompts, Restaurant Humor, Restaurant Reviews & Humor, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Contests, Food & Drink Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Competition, Limerick Contest, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Poetry Contest, Restaurant Reviews & Humor | 127 Comments »
Tuesday, June 14th, 2016
Today is a big day for bourbon,
But my taste for it doesn’t need curbin’.
Now tequila and wine
And cognac are fine.
But the flavor of bourbon? Disturbin’!
Happy National Bourbon Day! (June 14)
Tags: Alcohol Verse, Beverage Humor, Bourbon Day, Bourbon Humor, Bourbon Limerick, Drinking Humor, June Holidays, National Bourbon Day, Odd Holidays
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Bourbon Day
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2016
For some inexplicable reason, today’s “Take A Cruise Day,” which is my excuse for this limerick:
While a fellow was off on a cruise,
He smoked grass and kept knocking back booze.
“When I’m seasick,” he said,
“Weed and hootch soothe my head.
And I’d rather be woozy from wooze*.”
* “Wooze” is slang for the combination of weed and booze.
Tags: Alcohol Verse, Cruise Humor, Cruise Limerick, Drink Verse, Drinking Humor, Drinking Limerick, February Holidays, Grass, Marijuana, Odd Holidays, Take A Cruise Day, Travel Humor, Weed Humor
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Travel Humor | Comments Off on Happy “Take A Cruise Day!” (Limerick)
Monday, July 27th, 2015
Limerick Ode To National Scotch Day
By Madeleine Begun Kane
I hate to complain or to carp.
About liquor it’s rare that I harp.
But I’d scotch any notion
Of drinking a potion
Whose wet-carpet smell is so sharp.
Tags: Alcohol Verse, Beverages, Drinking Limerick, July Holidays, Liquor Humor, Odd Holidays, Scotch Humor, Whiskey
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Friday, August 1st, 2014
Bar Talk Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A man had enjoyed a good year
And was trying to spread some good cheer.
But others whose luck
Had been worse said, “Hey schmuck,
Just stop talking and pay for our beer.”
Happy International Beer Day! (First Friday in August)
Tags: Alcohol Verse, August Holidays, Beer, Beer Humor, Beer Limerick, Drink Verse, Drinking Humor, new years, Odd Holidays
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Bar Talk (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 29th, 2014
Distilling The Truth
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Don’t sulk, but the bulk of the rye
Labeled heirloom’s a hand-crafted lie;
Many crafty booze sellers
Are re-seller fellers–
Small-batch fees for a factory buy.
*****
Yes that special, hand-crafted, small-batch, artisan, heirloom whiskey may really come from MGP, a large factory/distillery in Indiana.
Tags: Alcohol Verse, Artisan Liquor, Distillery, Drinking Limerick, Gin Humor, Hand-Crafted Whiskey, Indiana, Lawrenceburg, Marketing Humor, MGP, Rye Whiskey, Whiskey
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Marketing Humor | 2 Comments »
