A gal who was overly sweet
Loved to hug ev’ry person she’d meet.
People found this annoying
And terribly cloying,
So they hid to avoid a repeat.
National Hugging Day falls on January 21st.
A gal who was overly sweet
Loved to hug ev’ry person she’d meet.
People found this annoying
And terribly cloying,
So they hid to avoid a repeat.
National Hugging Day falls on January 21st.
Tags: Affection Humor, Hug Day, Hug Humor, Hugging Day, January Holidays, Odd Holidays
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Happy Hugging Day (Limerick)
Headline: “Coronavirus is changing the way the world says ‘hello'”
Social distancing sounds fine to me!
No more hand-shaking, hugging? Whoopee!
Fewer kisses to duck?
Well that surely won’t suck!
(They are hard to fend off when you’re wee.)
Tags: Affection Humor, Coronavirus, Covid-19, Epidemic, Hand Shaking Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Limerick, Hug Humor, Hug Limerick, Hugging Humor, Kissing Humor, Pandemic, Social Distancing
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks | 2 Comments »
Just in time for National Hugging Day:
In a nightmare, she’s mauled by a bear,
As she fitfully sleeps on her chair.
But the truth makes her grouse;
She’d been hugged by her spouse.
“You scared me,” she says. “You need Nair!”
Tags: Affection Humor, Bears Humor, Hair Humor, Hairiness Humor, Hug Day, Hug Humor, Hugging Day, Husband Wife Limerick, January Holidays, Marriage Humor, Odd Holidays
Posted in Odd Holidays, Physical Appearance | Comments Off on There Are Hugs … and There Are HUGS Limerick)
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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