Archive for the ‘Stupidity Humor’ Category
Wednesday, May 17th, 2023
A con man would speak off the cuff,
Spouting all sorts of nonsense and guff.
Loyal crowds stretched for blocks.
“You should come host for Fox,”
Said a staffer. “You’ve got the right stuff!”
Tags: Audience Humor, Audience Limerick, Cable News, Communication Humor, Communication Limerick, Con Man Humor, Fox Humor, Fox TV Humor, Fraud Humor, Liar Limerick, Media Limerick, Media Outlets, News Humor, News Limerick, Speech Humor, Speech Limerick, Speeches
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Business Humor, Communication Humor, Media Humor, News Humor, Stupidity Humor, Workplace & Career Humor | Comments Off on The Con Man (Limerick)
Friday, December 27th, 2013
I wrote this limerick in response to Mark’s post about being urged by Facebook to “like” Kim Kardashian’s page.
Open Limerick To Hubby Mark
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear Mark, I don’t mean to sound prim,
But I’d rather you NOT be-friend Kim.
If you do, your IQ
(already askew)
Will drop points till your brain power’s dim.
Tags: Celebrity Verse, Facebook Limerick, Intelligence Humor, IQ Humor, Kim Kardashian, Social Media Poetry, Stupidity, TV Humor
Posted in Celebrity Humor, Facebook Humor, Social Media Humor, Stupidity Humor, Television (TV) Humor | 2 Comments »
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2013
A striking headline: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks.
When Sex Is A Train Wreck (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
There are folks who like sex when it’s risky.
Taking chances can make them quite frisky.
But sex on the tracks,
Is mad to the max.
Their coitus, I’d guess, involved whiskey.
Update: April 23 is “Take A Chance Day.”
Tags: Accidents, April Holidays, Bawdy Humor, Danger Limerick, Intercourse Humor, Odd Holidays, Railroad, Sex Humor, Take A Chance Day, Train Limerick, Train Tracks, Trains, Transportation
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Bawdy Limericks, Commuting Verse, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Romance Humor, Stupidity Humor, Transportation Humor, Travel Humor | 2 Comments »
Monday, April 8th, 2013
Please relax Cher fans — Cher is still alive:
Legions of Twitter users were fooled into thinking the pop singer had passed after people began posting about late British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher under the hashtag #nowthatcherisdead.
Hashtag Madness (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
“Nowthatcherisdead” — hashtag blur
Has created one hell of a stir:
Dear fans of Ms. Cher,
Who’ve read “news” you can’t bear:
Cher’s alive. Thatcher’s dead. As you were!
Tags: Cher, Margaret Thatcher, nowthatcherisdead, Social Marketing, Twitter Humor
Posted in Celebrity Humor, Entertainment Humor, Limericks, Music Humor & Verse, Public Figures, Social Media Humor, Stupidity Humor, Travel Humor | 11 Comments »
Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013
Vacuous Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A vacuous gal who was vain
Had little upstairs, in the main.
But her body earned stares;
Men admired her wares,
Overlooking her thought-impaired brain.
(You can find more vain limericks here and body-related verse here.)
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Brain Limerick, Intelligence Humor, IQ Humor, Lookism Humor, Lust Humor, Physical Appearance, Relationship Humor, Stupidity, Vanity Humor
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Physical Appearance, Relationship Humor, Stupidity Humor | 7 Comments »
