“Our son has a terrible vice;
He’s a gambler and not very nice.
When we tell him to stop,
He says, ‘Mother and Pop,
All my cards on the table: No dice!'”
(December 4 is “National Dice Day.”)
“Our son has a terrible vice;
He’s a gambler and not very nice.
When we tell him to stop,
He says, ‘Mother and Pop,
All my cards on the table: No dice!'”
(December 4 is “National Dice Day.”)
Tags: Card Humor, Card Sharks, December Holidays, Dice Humor, Gambling Humor, Gambling Limerick, Gambling Verse, Gaming Poem, National Dice Day, Odd Holidays, Parenting Humor, Parenting Limerick, Poker
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Gambling & Gaming Humor, Games Humor, Leisure Time Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Odd Holidays, Parenting Humor, Recreation & Fun Humor, Relationship Haiku | Comments Off on A Limerick Ode To Dice
It makes me fidget,
but I book myself to write
accidental verse.
*****
Accidental glance,
de-liberating romance—
just the dance of chance.
*****
Shocking incident:
things accidentally went
exactly as planned.
*****
Ms. Bristol Palin’s
book contract and dancing gig—
accident of birth.
*****
Booked reservation
at restaurant, but canceled—
had reservations.
*****
If you dare mention
certain odd affinities,
brace for fidgeting.
*****
Tags: Bristol Palin, Drink Verse, Food Haiku, Happy Accidents, One Single Impression, Planning Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Reservations Haiku, Romance Humor, Theme Thursday, Three Word Wednesday, Writing & Publishing Humor, Writing Haiku
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Books, Celebrity Humor, Creativity Verse, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Food & Drink Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Haiku, Romance Humor, Writing & Publishing Humor | 21 Comments »
Though I’m never safe,
his arms always comfort me,
and that must suffice.
*****
Ballroom dancing class—
learning creative ways to
defeat the rumba.
*****
Morning legs dangle
off the bed, as antique joints
brace for their touch down.
*****
Feeling elated—
great, yet dampened by knowing
what’s soon to follow.
*****
Poised atop mirage
of a career, gazing down
at life left behind.
*****
(I wrote the 1st haiku for We Write Poems’ safe prompt; the 4th haiku for Sensational Haiku Wednesday’s elation prompt; and the 5th haiku for One Single Impression’s top prompt and Haiku Heights’ mirage prompt.)
Tags: Aging, Arms, Career Poem, Dance Classes, Dancing Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Health, Husband Wife Haiku, Legs Humor, Mood Humor, Rumba, Safety Verse, Workplace Poetry
Posted in Clumsiness Humor, Dance Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Leisure Time Humor, Lessons Haiku, Mental Health Humor, Personal, Relationship Haiku, Relationship Humor, Workplace & Career Humor | 32 Comments »
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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