Two legs — once scrawny,
Now attractively muscled.
The up side of stairs.
Archive for the ‘Physical Appearance’ Category
This Haiku Has Legs
Saturday, February 16th, 2008An Ugly Post
Monday, September 10th, 2007Did you know that there’s a World Association of Ugly People? I wonder how many of its members also belong to the American Mustache Institute.
It’s Not That I Don’t Like Movies, But…
Saturday, March 24th, 2007It’s Not That I Don’t Like Movies, But…
By Madeleine Begun Kane
I prefer to catch movies at home,
Not in theaters where tall fellows roam.
There they prowl, on the hunt
For the seat right in front,
To bestow a great view of their dome.
Update: April 23 is National Movie Theater Day.
Belated Apology
Tuesday, March 13th, 2007Belated Apology
By Madeleine Begun Kane
“Your apology’s rather belated,”
Said the gal to a fellow she hated.
“Your delay makes me fear
That it isn’t sincere—
You still had your hair when we dated!”
*****
UPDATE: October 14 is Be Bald And Free Day.
Healthy, Or Half-Baked?
Monday, January 15th, 2007Healthy, Or Half-Baked?
By Madeleine Begun Kane
My spouse likes to lie in the sun,
Absorbing those rays just for fun.
As for me, I hate sweat.
I’d not bask on a bet.
It’s unsav’ry to bake till you’re done.
(My health humor is collected here.)
UPDATE: July 3rd is Stay Out Of The Sun Day.
