Archive for the ‘Birthday Verse’ Category
Tuesday, September 27th, 2022
“GOOGLE Search,” you’re my substitute brain.
You don’t mind if my quest is mundane.
Arcane queries don’t faze.
So is THAT enough praise?
Now please send lots of folks to “MadKane!”
Happy birthday to Google!
Tags: Google, Google Humor, Google Limerick, Search Humor, Search Limerick
Posted in Birthday Verse, Google, Limericks, Search Engine Tools | Comments Off on What Would I Do Without Google? (Limerick)
Saturday, July 9th, 2022
Happy birthday, dear hubby! Have fun!
You’re the best husband under the sun!
And PLEASE don’t feel stiffed,
But this lim’rick’s my gift.
(Aren’t you happy you wed a “Begun?”)
Tags: Birthday Humor, Birthday Limerick, Mark Kane, Marriage Limerick, Personal Humor
Posted in Birthday Verse, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Personal | Comments Off on Happy Birthday To My Great Husband Mark (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 6th, 2022
It’s your birthday, dear brother, so try
To have fun. (Maybe even get high.)
And I also must say
On this wonderful day:
How dare you be younger than I!
Tags: Arthur Begun, Birthday Celebrations, Birthday Humor, Birthday Limerick
Posted in Birthday Verse, Celebrations Poetry, Personal | Comments Off on Birthday Limerick For My Dear Brother, Arthur
Friday, July 9th, 2021
Here’s a birthday limerick for my husband Mark, in response to his joking (I hope) query: “Mad, it’s my Birthday, and I’m feeling a bit down, so would it be OK if I visited our local ecdysiast?”
Happy birthday to Mark! You’re the best!
Though you’re old, you still live life with zest.
I am joking, of course;
If you’re old, I perforce
Am antique. (So no dancers undressed!)
Tags: Age Humor, Bawdy Humor, Birthday Limerick, Clothing Humor, Dancing Humor, Husband Wife Humor, Marriage Humor, Old Age Humor, Stripper Humor
Posted in Aging Humor & Verse, Bawdy Limericks, Birthday Verse, Clothing Humor, Dance Humor, Limericks, Personal | Comments Off on Birthday Limerick For Hubby Mark
Sunday, April 22nd, 2018
The violin prodigy Menuhin
Was so gifted, his genius was genuine.
With a musical prize,
It was rarely unwise
To predict: “It’s not whether, but when you win.”
Happy birthday to violinist Yehudi Menuhin, born April 22, 1916.
Tags: Classical Music, Music Limerick, Music Poetry, Violinist, Violins, Yehudi Menuhin
Posted in Birthday Verse, Celebrity Humor, Limericks, Music Humor & Verse, Music Poems | Comments Off on Happy Birthday To Violinist Yehudi Menuhin
Monday, January 18th, 2016
Happy birthday to barbed wire’s inventor, Joseph Farwell Glidden. (Jan. 18, 1813-Oct. 9, 1906)
If you’d like to stop exit or entry,
Barbed wire can act as your sentry.
This invention by Glidden
Blocks people unbidden–
Quite handy for rich, landed gentry.
Tags: Barbed Wire, Inventions Humor, Inventions Poem, Inventors, January Holidays, Joseph Glidden, Odd Holidays, Patent Humor
Posted in Birthday Verse, History Humor, Inventions Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Barbed Limerick
Friday, October 16th, 2015
It’s National Dictionary Day, created in honor of Noah Webster’s birthday.
I attempt to learn new words each day–
At least one, sometimes two, but they stray;
Seems as new words are learned,
The old ones are spurned:
“You’re evicted!” those brain-hoggers bray.
Tags: Aging Humor & Verse, Brain Humor, Dictionary Day, Language Humor, Memory Humor, Noah Webster, October Holidays, Odd Holidays
Posted in Birthday Verse, Language Humor, Limericks, Memory Humor, Odd Holidays | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, May 12th, 2015
My lim’rick obsession’s severe;
I write rhymes night and day ev’ry year.
My addiction is brutal.
Resistance is futile…
And I warrant the fault lies with Lear.
Happy birthday, Edward Lear, and Happy Limerick Day!
Tags: Addiction Humor, Birthday Limerick, Celebrations Poetry, Edward Lear, Holiday Poetry, International Limerick Day, May Holidays, National Limerick Day, Obsession Verse, Odd Holidays, Rhyming Obsession, Writers, Writing & Publishing Humor
Posted in Addiction Humor, Authors & Playwrights, Birthday Verse, Celebrations Poetry, Celebrity Humor, Holiday Humor, Light Verse, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Writing & Publishing Humor | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, August 19th, 2014
Limerick Ode To Aviation Day
By Madeleine Begun Kane
On this day, aviation shines bright;
Brother Orville, a father of flight,
Gets a birthday ovation
By prez proclamation.
Those who think today’s special are (w)right.
(December 17 is Wright Brothers Day.)
Tags: Air Flight, Airline Humor, Airplane Trips, August Holidays, December Holidays, Flight Humor, Flying Humor, Odd Holidays, Orville Wright, Pilots, Transportation, Travel Humor, Travel Poetry, Wilbur Wright, Wright Brothers, Wright Brothers Day
Posted in Birthday Verse, Celebrity Humor, Inventions Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Public Figures, Transportation Humor, Travel Humor | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Aviation Day (August 19)
Wednesday, July 9th, 2014
A birthday limerick for my wonderful husband Mark, who turns an undisclosed age today:
Happy birthday, dear hubby — you’re old,
Although younger than I, truth be told.
No need for debate —
There is NO better mate.
So how do I know this? I polled.
Tags: Birthday Limerick, Husband Wife Limerick, Mark Kane, Marriage Humor
Posted in Birthday Verse, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Personal | 5 Comments »
Tuesday, June 24th, 2014
Ambrose Bierce, A Limerick Birthday Ode
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Who the devil is Ambrose G. Bierce?
An author whose insights were fierce.
Each satirical lap
Keenly cut through the crap
With panache, as our foibles he’d pierce.
Tags: Ambrose Bierce, Authors & Playwrights, June Holidays. Birthday Limerick, Writers
Posted in Authors & Playwrights, Birthday Verse, Celebrity Humor, Limericks, Writing & Publishing Humor | 2 Comments »
Friday, May 16th, 2014
Happy birthday to the nickel, born May 16, 1866
Limerick Ode To The Nickel
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Our nation first minted the nickel
On the 16th of May. Here’s our pickle:
That coin’s out of tricks–
Born in 1866,
Now its value is down to a trickle.
Tags: Coins Humor, May Holidays, Money Limerick, Nickel Humor, Odd Holidays
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Monday, May 12th, 2014
It’s Limerick Day, in honor of Edward Lear’s birthday on May 12th, and so…
Yet Another Limerick Day Ode to Edward Lear
By Madeleine Begun Kane
On May 12th I must celebrate Lear,
Though he’s mostly to blame, it is clear,
For my rhyming affliction
And lim’rick addiction;
I’m perversely a fan, so I cheer.
Tags: Birthday Limerick, Celebrations Poetry, Edward Lear, Holiday Poetry, May Holidays, National Limerick Day, Odd Holidays, Writers
Posted in Authors & Playwrights, Birthday Verse, Celebrations Poetry, Celebrity Humor, Light Verse, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Writing & Publishing Humor | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, April 29th, 2014
Limerick Ode To Roget’s Thesaurus
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Serenade, sing, belt out, croon in chorus:
Happy Birthday to Roget’s Thesaurus,
Sterling word-meister’s brew,
Published Eighteen-Five-Two
In late April. The tome is a Taurus!
(Dr. Peter Mark Roget released his ground-breaking English-language word reference book, Roget’s Thesaurus, to the public on April 29, 1852.)
Tags: April Holidays, Birthday Humor, Birthday Limerick, Books Humor, Odd Holidays, Peter Mark Roget, Reference Books, Roget's Thesaurus, Singing Humor, Word Derivations
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Wednesday, March 26th, 2014
Just Deserts (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
“It’s home-made” is just one of those lines
Often used after everyone dines,
And they’re serving dessert.
That’s when guests ought not blurt:
“Tell the truth; it’s a mix — ‘Duncan Hines.'”
Happy birthday to Duncan Hines — author, food critic, and founder of the company that bears his name. (March 26, 1880 – March 15, 1959)
(You might think that I use mixes; I couldn’t possibly comment.)
Tags: Cake Mix, Cakes Humor, Celebrity Birthdays, Dessert Humor, Dining Humor, Duncan Hines, Food Humor, March Holidays
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Monday, March 3rd, 2014
Happy birthday Mr. Bell! (March 3, 1847 – August 2, 1922)
Birthday Ode to Alexander Graham Bell (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Happy birthday, dear Alex Graham Bell.
As the telephone’s father, you’re swell.
I shall try not to hold
You to blame for the cold
Way we’re tortured by phone voicemail hell.
Tags: Alexander Graham Bell, Inventions Poem, Inventors, Phone Humor, Telephone Humor, Telephone Verse, Voicemail Humor
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Monday, July 1st, 2013
Happy birthday to the ZIP Code, born fifty years ago, on July 1, 1963.
Limerick Ode To The ZIP Code
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Today is the birthday of ZIP Codes–
Those digital sort and then ship codes
That help us get mail,
Which they’re now calling “snail.”
With email, these aren’t such hip codes.
Tags: Birthday Limerick, Communication Humor, Email Humor, Mail Humor, Odd Holidays, Zip Code Limerick, Zip Codes, Zone Improvement Plan
Posted in Birthday Verse, Communication Humor, Email Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | 2 Comments »
Thursday, February 7th, 2013
Happy Birthday, Charles Dickens! (February 7, 1812 – June 9, 1870) And happy Charles Dickens Day!
Limerick Ode To Charles Dickens
By Madeleine Begun Kane
What day is today? The plot thickens:
It’s the birthday of author Charles Dickens,
Whose serial fiction
(For some an addiction)
Never suffered from slim verbal pickin’s.
Tags: Authors & Playwrights, Charles Dickens Day, Charles Dickens Humor, February Holidays, Odd Holidays, Serial Fiction
Posted in Authors & Playwrights, Birthday Verse, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Writing & Publishing Humor | 7 Comments »
Wednesday, July 4th, 2012
Happy Birthday to President John Calvin Coolidge, Jr. (July 4, 1872 – January 5, 1933)
Limerick Ode To Calvin Coolidge
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Calvin Coolidge — a man of few words:
He thought garrulousness for the birds.
But the ones that he spoke
Were quite pointed. No joke!
If just two words would do, then no thirds.
Tags: Birthday Limerick, Calvin Coolidge, Celebrity Birthdays, July Holidays
Posted in Birthday Verse, Limericks, Public Figures | 3 Comments »
