Trendy Men, Heal Thyselves! (Limerick)
For those of you who visit this blog to keep up with trends, here’s the latest: High heels for men.
Trendy Men, Heal Thyselves! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
High heels worn by men on the rise?
I’m warning you guys, that ain’t wise.
It’s painful, unhealthy—
Makes foot doctors wealthy.
Spike this trend ere it reaches new highs.
Tags: Comfort Humor, Fashion Verse, Feet Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Limericks, Height Poem, High Heels Humor, Men Vanity, Shoes Limerick, Trends Humor
One trend I will never go on
Breaking my feet walking across the lawn
That would just be wrong
Almost as bad as a thong
Alright the cat is gone
High heels worn by men on the rise?
The silliest thing since that ‘Master of Thighs.’
Some silly trends are here to stay
The commercial touting no ‘play’ for ‘Mr. Grey.’
Some strain to stay vain while most of us breathe sighs.
no way….seen my wife torture her feet enough…gimme a pair of cons any day
smiles…no high heels for me either…just on special occasions…smiles
Vanity of vanities!
A diminutive fellow named Stan
thought more height would make him a man
so he bought some high heels
but fell under the wheels
of the Number Ten bus as he ran.
no more high heels for me now.
fine write.
Wish I were as clever as Joy
I’d write about heels for a boy
They’d make him so high
He could jump to the sky
And bring back the moon for a toy.
PS Just followed you on twitter. I love your blog. So great!!
Oh I like this one! LOL And it’s true, leave the high heels to us, ok guys!!!!
Hugs to you Madeleine
Thanks so much for your kind comments and verse everyone!