Strategic Verse

Agency Ode
By Madeleine Begun Kane

There once was an agent, quite tough,
Who cut all his deals in the buff.
When his clients asked why,
He would give this reply:
“When I’m nude, no one dares give me guff.”

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7 Responses to “Strategic Verse”

  1. Maxene says:

    There once was an agent, quite tough,
    Who tended to do silly stuff.
    He worked in the nude,
    And wasn’t a prude.
    Till clients told him it’s enough.

  2. Libby says:

    There once was an agent, quite tough.
    Who said my work’s not good enough.
    Proved him to be wrong,
    wrote a number one song.
    Now he wishes he wasn’t so gruff.

  3. Joel says:

    There once was an agent, quite tough
    He could bargain and flim flam and bluff
    Till T.O. he repped
    Who to Buffalo sclepped
    Caused the agent to leave in a huff

  4. There once was an agent, quite tough.
    Fifteen percent wasn’t enough.
    He pushed for more work, behaved like a jerk,
    “Til his clients said, “You, I rebuff!”

  5. There once was an agent quite tough
    Who loved to wear fuzzy handcuffs.
    He wore high heels
    For sex appeall
    Until his bartender said, “You’ve had enough.”

  6. madkane says:

    Thanks everyone!