Acrostic Limerick to Celebrate National Wine Day

May 25th is a big day for wine lovers — National Wine Day. So I thought I’d celebrate with an acrostic limerick:

Acrostic Limerick To Celebrate National Wine Day
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Whatever your regular pick
In selecting a drink with a kick,
Never let any ice
Enter wine — it ain’t nice,
Said a wine snob, who poured it on thick.

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27 Responses to “Acrostic Limerick to Celebrate National Wine Day”

  1. Kavita says:

    Niiiice!! A sour (really wanted to say “sweet”.. but that’s soooo wrong for wine.. no?) tribute to that ooh-la-la drink!! Now some cubes of pepperjack to go alongwith! :)

  2. Good advice with oodles of fun.

  3. Gay Cannon says:

    Very clever. Obviously this form is a “natural” for you. Enjoyed it!

  4. Elisson says:

    Nice… especially since I’m going to an Atlanta Sommelier Guild dinner this evening.

    When tasting the finest of wine
    It don’t matter much where I dine
    No matter the place
    Elisson feeds his face
    Sipping wine until ending supine.

  5. brian miller says:

    ha. yeah if you got to put ice in it…ack…nice acrostic…may 25th is also my 15th wedding anniversary…hmmm…perhaps a bottle of wine…

  6. Belinda says:

    Lovely sipping your words. Gets me in the mood for my long weekend on the Mendocino coast.

  7. Matt says:

    Fun lil poem! i’ll remember not to use ice cubes….

  8. Marian says:

    deliciously snarky, perfectly limericky.

  9. Poetjanstie says:

    When you drink from a really fine glass
    If the grape’s from the best in its class
    Never rush to consume it
    Eat some good food to tune it
    So your palate will have the last laugh

  10. A double wammy a limerick and acrostic – how slick

    mmm no whining here

  11. Mama Zen says:

    But, I can still drink straight from the bottle, right?

  12. SandyCarlson says:

    On this great day, what can we say, but ice water dilution is a form of pollution!

  13. Versebender says:

    Subject matter expert,I’d wager….:)

  14. lori says:

    visiting here is always fun. i need to work on being a little lighter from time to time. good grief, i think i’m like charlie brown sometimes when i write. it’s all so morose :)

  15. Shashi says:

    I liked it my friend, Its very appropriate. Today is also Raymond Carver’s birthday who was alcoholic to began with and gave up drinking in 1977 to become one of the prolific writers and a major american poet… ;-)

    thanks for sharing this one…

    Shashi
    ॐ नमः शिवाय
    Om Namah Shivaya
    At Twitter @VerseEveryDay

  16. Poetjanstie says:

    Better last line: –

    When you drink from a really fine glass,
    If the grape’s from the best in its class,
    Never rush to consume it
    Eat some good food to tune it
    So the taste, not too quickly will pass.

  17. Bob Kennedy says:

    This wine’s got astonishing nose
    Somewhat piquant, as Chilean red goes
    The tannins align
    For a bouquet quote fine
    Let’s get wasted, and call up some ho’s!

  18. Bob Kennedy says:

    TYPO!

    It SHOULD have read:

    This wine’s got astonishing nose
    Somewhat piquant, as Chilean red goes
    The tannins align
    For a bouquet quite fine
    Let’s get wasted, and call up some ho’s!

  19. hansi says:

    I’ll drink to that.

  20. C Rose says:

    Reading your work these last two One Shots I have come to appreciate the talent it takes to write a good Limerick, you are quite the master. Cheers ~ Rose

  21. wayne says:

    tasted good….well done and thanks for sharing

  22. Just a second here. I commented ‘Packs a punch’ and was informed my comment was too short.
    Eh? So how did somebody above write, ‘Loved it!’ and get away with it?
    Hmmm. Revision time:
    Mad Kane: Packs a punch. Lovely Limerick. Loved it!

  23. Elizabeth says:

    Not a wine drinker, but still like the humor and fun you have writing these snippets and limericks,

    Elizabeth

  24. Niiiiiiiice! How did I miss Wine Day?! I’m ticked!!! Glug, glug, glug. Nevermind. Feeling better. :)

  25. But what about Ice Wine? Guess it was invented when a crop froze and they decided to try and do something with it… Seneca Lake, Geneva NY area. It’s awfully sweet, though…

    Loved your limerick, Mad! Here’s a snarky version of creation, Amy
    Creation

  26. madkane says:

    LOL! Thanks everyone for your delightful comments and fun verse!