Gunning For Trouble? (Limerick)
“At the moment we met, I was charmed.
But my mood swiftly moved to alarmed
When my date turned irate
Without cause, while she ate,
As she brandished hard proof she was armed.”
Tags: Bad Date Humor, Battle of the Sexes, Battle of the Sexes Humor, Dating Humor, Dating Limerick, Dining Humor, Dining Limerick, Gun Humor, Gun Limerick, Weapons Limerick