I’m Fairly Sure This Never Happened (Limerick)

A comedian’s gal-fans are reeling
From the news that he’s “guilty of dealing.”
They’re in shock! (His deliv’ry
Can make them feel quiv’ry.)
But at least they’re assured he’s appealing.

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2 Responses to “I’m Fairly Sure This Never Happened (Limerick)”

  1. The Portly Bard says:

    Just Jest

    He was teasing his groupies who reeled…
    when they thought that the “bust” had revealed…
    the caressing he copped
    for the tickets he dropped…
    in the bosoms they barely concealed.

  2. madkane says:

    LOL! Nice wordplay!