The Confession (Limerick)
Said a gal to her closest friend Jean:
“Did you sleep with my boyfriend? Come clean!”
Jean confessed: “Don’t be pissed!
I told him, ‘Desist!’
Seems his language skills aren’t too keen.”
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Dating Humor, Dating Limerick, Excuses Humor, Language Humor, Sex Humor
Lechery Treachery
Though a pity that seems so perverse,
there’s an upside to lechery’s curse.
With a beastie that mean
and a bestie like Jean
the grim burden can’t get any worse!