Unadventurous Limerick
An adventurous person? Hee-hee!
I’m a bit of a coward, you see.
So to physical risks,
I say “No!” All my discs
And my bones seem essential to me.
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I humorously beg to differ:
Face the Music
(The keys to your success were punishing!)
This one doesn’t quite wash with the facts.
You have had all your life as your “axe”
the double reed oboe
— a hand and wrist no-no —
and you’ve typed to do law and relax!