Dodging The Dentist (2-Verse Limerick)

Who hasn’t discovered a gap
Where you once had a crown or a cap?
Then you search high and low.
Where the hell did it go?
If you’re lucky, it fell in your lap.

But more likely, it’s gone or destroyed;
Need a new one to fill that damn void.
You’re apparently fucked;
That doc you have ducked
For years must, alas, be employed.

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One Response to “Dodging The Dentist (2-Verse Limerick)”

  1. Lisi Nortman says:

    My former mother-in-law SWALLOWED hers!
    I was visiting her in the hospital for something else and then
    WHOOPS!
    weird, huh?