More Idiom Madness (Limerick)

This is what happens when I play with idioms:

“Your home sale is under suspension,”
Read the notice, provoking dissension.
“Human bones have been found
In your yard, underground,
And those bones are the bone of contention.”

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One Response to “More Idiom Madness (Limerick)”

  1. Sjaan VandenBroeder says:

    HOH-HOH-HoH! (another palindrome for LOL) Now my funny bone hurts!