Lumbering Limerick
An accountant who tended to lumber,
As if largely encumbered by slumber,
Lost his CPA job;
Said his boss, “Sorry Bob,
But our clients, alas, have your number.”
Tags: Accountant Poem, Accounting Limerick, CPA Humor, CPA Limerick, Job Loss Limerick, Sleep & Insomnia Humor, Sleep Limerick, Workplace & Career Humor
I often find I have to loudly sigh,
When my girlfriend is not nigh,
And when she wants me to fly,
To Paris a dress to buy,
At a price that’s sadly for me too high!
The accountant couldn’t have been dumber,
Nor was he in the least humbler,
He’d paint in shades of umber,
And he did badly encumber
His work by simultaneously eat cucumber!