Checkmate? (Limerick)
“Your payments have fallen behind.
Where’s my money?” the contractor whined.
“Our deal’s ‘a blank check’
To rebuild your wrecked deck.”
The reply: “Yes, that’s why it’s unsigned.”
Tags: Checkbook Humor, Checks Limerick, Construction Humor, Contractors Humor, Debt Humor, Deck Humor, Idiom Humor, Idiom Limerick, Language Humor, Language Limerick, Money & Finance Humor, Money Limerick
Stacked Deck
Very clever, the contractor said,
but you signed what you ought to have read.
Now your house has a lien
and my foreman has seen
to a tilt in your deck you will dread.