My Patently Great Husband (Limerick)
Congratulations to my wonderful husband Mark Kane, who’s now officially an “inventor” of a software patent, according to the U.S. Patent And Trademark Office:
My best friend and my love and my center!
(Sometimes mentor, but never tormentor)
Always good for a lark;
That’s my PATENTED Mark,
Who’s officially now an inventor.
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A Better Spouse Trap
Notwithstanding such patent I’d say
that decryption’s far more his forte
for he’s broken the code
to the blissful abode
of unending loop marital play.