What’ll We Do About Guttling? (Limerick)
I couldn’t resist using the new-to-me word “guttle” in a limerick. (It means “to eat or drink greedily and noisily.”)
Said a gal to her husband, “You guttle!”
She entreated him, “Try to be subtle
When drinking and chewing.
It’s rude what you’re doing!”
“Well at least I don’t fart!” — his rebuttal.
Tags: Drink Humor, Drink Limerick, Drinking Humor, Eating Humor, Food Humor, Food Limerick, Language Humor, Language Limerick, Rudeness, Rudeness Humor, Rudeness Limerick